The Most Disgusting Day in Boston

Permit me a rant, if you will, for I have just drudged through icy, wet, sloshy, disgusting, half snow, half water all the way from Harvard Square back to campus. My so-called waterproof boots -- soaked. My jeans and socks -- as wet as if I just removed them from the wash machine. My hair? Stuck to my head, stuck in my lip gloss and full of knots. I am a mess. It is a mess outside. And for that reason, I plan to stay in my warm dorm room until mother nature takes care of this sloppy, disgustingness. That is all.